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The Bar
Jun 25, 2012 11:18:41 GMT -5
Post by Lawnmower Joe on Jun 25, 2012 11:18:41 GMT -5
Just an advert, mah boi. Doesn't affect the site.
*slips and falls off counter*
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The Bar
Jul 6, 2012 10:59:08 GMT -5
Post by The Karcolith on Jul 6, 2012 10:59:08 GMT -5
*jumps on to counter, but also falls off*
Fark!!!
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The Bar
Jul 18, 2012 4:56:15 GMT -5
Post by Lawnmower Joe on Jul 18, 2012 4:56:15 GMT -5
You silly sod.
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The Bar
Jul 31, 2012 23:30:22 GMT -5
Post by The Karcolith on Jul 31, 2012 23:30:22 GMT -5
*Stands up, brushing off dust*
Who put this liquid all over the bar?
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The Bar
Sept 4, 2012 7:20:37 GMT -5
Post by Lawnmower Joe on Sept 4, 2012 7:20:37 GMT -5
I raise my glass in support of the Karcolith, whose boss has been stealing money from his payments.
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The Bar
Sept 4, 2012 8:47:37 GMT -5
Post by bawls34 on Sept 4, 2012 8:47:37 GMT -5
chyort proberi...i need a drink right now...
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The Bar
Sept 4, 2012 12:22:28 GMT -5
Post by Lawnmower Joe on Sept 4, 2012 12:22:28 GMT -5
*pours cheap vodka into tin cup*
Here, have a drink tavarish.
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The Bar
Sept 4, 2012 12:57:16 GMT -5
Post by bawls34 on Sept 4, 2012 12:57:16 GMT -5
Spasiba...
*drinks*
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The Bar
Sept 5, 2012 0:36:56 GMT -5
Post by The Karcolith on Sept 5, 2012 0:36:56 GMT -5
I took my invoices, pay slips and bank account details into work and they were forced to concede that there was over payment, bastards.
I'll be getting my missing money next pay day.
This round is on me!
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The Bar
Sept 6, 2012 3:15:33 GMT -5
Post by Lawnmower Joe on Sept 6, 2012 3:15:33 GMT -5
Urra! Victory to the workers!
*grabs his Kalash and shoots an entire magazine into the ceiling. Plaster falls down on everyone*
Sorry, got carried away there. I hear plaster makes mushroom vodka taste better, though!
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The Bar
Sept 6, 2012 6:01:32 GMT -5
Post by The Karcolith on Sept 6, 2012 6:01:32 GMT -5
Indeed!
*drops of blood drip from roof*
I suspect someone was up there bro...
*watches pool of blood get bigger*
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The Bar
Sept 6, 2012 14:24:16 GMT -5
Post by Lawnmower Joe on Sept 6, 2012 14:24:16 GMT -5
Naaaah, it's just jam.
*wipes finger in red stuff, licks it off*
Oh shit. It's blood.
*stands up and shouts up at the ceiling*
Hey! You all right up there? Want a band-aid?
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The Bar
Sept 6, 2012 16:01:33 GMT -5
Post by bawls34 on Sept 6, 2012 16:01:33 GMT -5
Tell him to change his socks, drink water, and he'll be fine..
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Novak
Nosalis
That Crazy Serbian
Posts: 73
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The Bar
Oct 18, 2012 3:31:07 GMT -5
Post by Novak on Oct 18, 2012 3:31:07 GMT -5
*Walks into what used to be a bar.*
Seems like I'm late to the party, luckily nothing gets it back on track like another round of vodka!
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The Bar
Oct 18, 2012 7:09:08 GMT -5
Post by The Karcolith on Oct 18, 2012 7:09:08 GMT -5
Here's yours!
*flings bottle while hiding behind bar*
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