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The Bar
Oct 28, 2012 11:53:48 GMT -5
Post by quandry on Oct 28, 2012 11:53:48 GMT -5
[12:51:59 PM] Lawnmower Joe: Note that whenever I say "badass" it is not in a serious manner
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The Bar
Oct 28, 2012 21:23:55 GMT -5
Post by The Karcolith on Oct 28, 2012 21:23:55 GMT -5
Get out of my bar...
*begins firing at patrons*
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Novak
Nosalis
That Crazy Serbian
Posts: 73
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Post by Novak on Dec 7, 2012 1:40:32 GMT -5
*Steps back into the bar.*
Have things calmed down?
Get out of my bar...
*begins firing at patrons*
Nevermind.
*Leaves.*
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Post by Lawnmower Joe on Dec 7, 2012 6:49:05 GMT -5
Git back here!
*throws vodka at Novak*
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Post by The Karcolith on Dec 9, 2012 8:25:58 GMT -5
I just noticed my gun was firing blanks...
*throws gun at Joe*
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The Bar
Dec 28, 2012 16:25:24 GMT -5
Post by NukeWithG on Dec 28, 2012 16:25:24 GMT -5
*steps in the bar after saying hi to Novak outside* "Boys, Boys, you can't have a proper bar fight without pool cues!" *Pulls out a bunch of pool cues out of his pack and starts tossing them to people*
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The Bar
Dec 29, 2012 7:12:01 GMT -5
Post by Lawnmower Joe on Dec 29, 2012 7:12:01 GMT -5
*grabs a pool cue and uses it as a toothpick*
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The Bar
Mar 26, 2013 12:23:17 GMT -5
Post by The Karcolith on Mar 26, 2013 12:23:17 GMT -5
*swings pool cue around before hitting self in the face and collapsing*
MEDIC!!
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The Bar
May 25, 2013 8:20:05 GMT -5
Post by Lawnmower Joe on May 25, 2013 8:20:05 GMT -5
Karc, you worthless schweinhundt!
*prods with AK-74*
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milch
Nosalis
Age quod agis
Posts: 66
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Post by milch on May 25, 2013 9:21:30 GMT -5
*walks in in the middle of battle*
Erm... Is it normally like this?
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The Bar
May 25, 2013 9:26:07 GMT -5
Post by Lawnmower Joe on May 25, 2013 9:26:07 GMT -5
Always.
*chucks smoked shrimp at Milch*
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lysander117
Lurker
Ahh, Artyom. You have arrived!
Posts: 47
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Post by lysander117 on May 25, 2013 11:25:52 GMT -5
Svobodaaaaa!
*Jumps in front of shrimp, it smashes into him - buoying him into a wall*
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milch
Nosalis
Age quod agis
Posts: 66
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Post by milch on May 25, 2013 11:57:56 GMT -5
*lysander gets smashed to pieces by the shrimp*
Noooooo! He was so young!
*picks up his smashed friend and glues him back together*
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The Bar
May 25, 2013 12:13:46 GMT -5
Post by Lawnmower Joe on May 25, 2013 12:13:46 GMT -5
Huehueheuheuhauehuhaueheuhue.
Now consider the following: two-headed mutants.
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lysander117
Lurker
Ahh, Artyom. You have arrived!
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Post by lysander117 on May 25, 2013 12:17:14 GMT -5
They eat much faster than your average mutant - a far more efficient model.
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